Hamburger Jokes

This weekend I ate an almond burger at a vegan restaurant with my friends Mike and Sara. For readers from Alberta (where all burgers are AAA beef), an almond burger is a burger made out of almonds - massively filling and very tasty.

Afterwards we went to Value Village, where I found a book called "101 Hamburger Jokes." Here's a few:

"What did the hamburger say when he pleaded not guilty?"

But I've been flamed!

"How do you make a meat loaf?"

Send it on vacation!

"Do hamburgers make good vampires?"

No, because they always find themselves in goulash situations!

"How many hamburgers do you feed a ferocious, 14 foot tall vampire?"

All it wants!

Why do hamburgers make poor interviewees?

Because they won't talk, no matter how long you grill them!